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The 18 year old was starting school next week and was itchin to go out with me before having to conform to a daily school-work-home routine and, after last night’s really chillax evening spent, I decided to take her to Universal Studios Hollywood. I haven’t been there in years and she is fascinated easily, so I figured it would be nostalgic to see all the shows and behind the scenes shit that I saw oh so many years ago. And, more importantly (I guess), my “girlfriend” has never been there before so this would make for some “quality time” points.

Before we even made it to the entrance, there was a fuckin plaza known as The City Walk that enticed the 18 year old to wanna shop and play video games, but fuck that – I came out to Hollywood to watch some motherfuckin stuntmen entertain me, NOT TO SHOP. I told her we’d hit up the stores tonight and that we needed to have an itinerary to maximize our time in the park, so she made sense of my logic and we proceeded through the gates (and I had NO intention of shopping tonight – not gonna happen) and grabbed a schedule pamphlet at the information booth.

We started at the infamous Studio Tour and I tried to get into it, but it seemed real kiddie because I remembered most of the shit that we saw like it was yesterday; being that this was a new experience to my “girlfriend”, she was really excited at the different exhibits we saw and got into it like a fuckin tourist – at least one of us was satisfied. We then checked out all the new shows (over 75% of them I haven’t seen before) that I found to be fun as fuck, as we were like kids on a school fieldtrip. At the end of the day, we were exhausted. She mentioned some shit about wanting to one day work in Hollywood and I said “that would be awesome” but thought to myself “there’s no chance in hell with your skills – unless it’s in porn”.

And speaking of porn. When we got back to my place, she immediately jumped on me and knocked me over, swarming me with kisses. She told me how much she loved me and how good of a fuckin man I am to her, and I told her to never forget that, as I ripped her top off to expose her beautiful knockers. FuckHerRight.com has taught me how to seize the moment and I was going to take full advantage of this “love making” session. We did it three times tonight and I am fuckin drained. Remember this my brothers: quality time with the “girlfriend” comes back to lick you in the cock ten fold—cock karma. It doesn’t matter where you go, it’s the thought that counts – it may sound cliché, but shit, getting good pussy has the same formula it’s had for centuries… if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

I had one of the most erotic dreams of my life last night. I woke up glowing, my pussy was wetter than it’s been in the longest time and I was horny as hell! I guess with boy toy away my suppressed urges are manifesting in the night.

Thing is, I wasn’t fantasizing about cock, not at all. Well, kinda I guess, but it came in the form of a big strap-on that kept plowing my pussy and even dipped into my ever so under-used brown starfish!

Fantasies and dreams can reveal a lot about a person I guess. I cannot get my mind away from this dream, and my pussy’s been wet ALL DAY now! Damn I need to hook up with one of my girlfriends and get some satisfaction!

Mick Jagger please DON’T be right!

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Smokin’ hot brunette Ariana struts her stuff by a pool in a pair of pink hotpants, a bikini top, and fuck-me boots while Steven admires her camel toe. He then gets to rubbing her pussy before licking and fingering it, and then Ariana turns her oral skills loose on his uncircumcised cock. She lies back so he can rail her missionary style. Ariana trash talks Steven on as he fucks her, and then gets on top to ride him in both cowgirls. She sucks her juices off Steven’s cock, and then gets into position for some pile driving. They return for more missionary work before Steven pops on Ariana’s pussy.

Annie is by the pool in a long sleeved red shirt that barely goes below her tits, a black bikini top, and black shorts. As things move inside, Tony plays with her camel toe. After some foreplay, Tony spins Annie around and lets her take his cock into her throat repeatedly before pulling her shorts aside so she can ride him cowgirl style. Tony pounds Annie’s pussy good and he picks her up to give it to her in mid-air. She sucks his cock clean before getting doggied and spooned. He pops on her tongue and face. Annie gives Tony a quick suck, and finishes herself off until she squirts on the camera.

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Big tittied bottle blonde Sara is in a blue corset, pink panties, and black and clear fuck-me shoes strutting around the pool and mixing it up with Sascha playing with her camel toe inside. Sascha gives Sara’s pussy and ass tongue attention before reciprocate; she then takes it into her throat before letting Sascha drill her bald beaver from behind. Sara sucks his cock clean before riding it reverse cowgirl style and, after, has him pile drive her. They also get in some spooning before Sara takes a facial finish.

After Katja struts around the pool in a little pink outfit, she lets Talon admire her camel toe inside. Katja drops down to suck his schlong before lying back to take it missionary style. Talon lets her have a little more control riding him cowgirl style and showing off her ass, and she tastes plenty of her juices before getting doggystyled. Katja takes a nice facial that she gargles before swallowing down.

After making her way past the pool in a cute blue and pink bikini, Christie lets Justin respect her camel toe on the couch. She rewards him with some sloppy cock sucking and several trips into her throat before telling him that it’s time to fuck. Christie strips off her panties and lies back for Justin to pulverize her before sucking her juices off enthusiastically. She gets up for a reverse cowgirl ride before letting Justin take her from behind and spoon her. All is well that end’s well.

Camel Toe Perversions 3 is an above average porno as there’s some very good talent in the sluts. Each scene had the same formula… walk around the pool, worship the camel toe, suck the cock, fuck missionary or doggie style, and then fuck a couple more positions before finishing with the facial. Although it was redundant, the different personalities made it work. There is good chemistry and energy in the scenes and earned 6 monstrous loads from The Whackman.

What does The Whackman find sexier than a puffy camel toe? Five puffy camel toes! Cameltoe Perversions 3 is on Whackman’s craving list as these females’ secrets unfold themselves onto The Whackman’s lap. Let’s do this…

Smokin’ hot brunette Ariana struts her stuff by a pool in a pair of pink hotpants, a bikini top, and fuck-me boots while Steven admires her camel toe. He then gets to rubbing her pussy before licking and fingering it, and then Ariana turns her oral skills loose on his uncircumcised cock. She lies back so he can rail her missionary style. Ariana trash talks Steven on as he fucks her, and then gets on top to ride him in both cowgirls. She sucks her juices off Steven’s cock, and then gets into position for some pile driving. They return for more missionary work before Steven pops on Ariana’s pussy.

Annie is by the pool in a long sleeved red shirt that barely goes below her tits, a black bikini top, and black shorts. As things move inside, Tony plays with her camel toe. After some foreplay, Tony spins Annie around and lets her take his cock into her throat repeatedly before pulling her shorts aside so she can ride him cowgirl style. Tony pounds Annie’s pussy good and he picks her up to give it to her in mid-air. She sucks his cock clean before getting doggied and spooned. He pops on her tongue and face. Annie gives Tony a quick suck, and finishes herself off until she squirts on the camera.

~~~~ CLICK HERE TO VIEW VIDEO ~~~~

Big tittied bottle blonde Sara is in a blue corset, pink panties, and black and clear fuck-me shoes strutting around the pool and mixing it up with Sascha playing with her camel toe inside. Sascha gives Sara’s pussy and ass tongue attention before reciprocate; she then takes it into her throat before letting Sascha drill her bald beaver from behind. Sara sucks his cock clean before riding it reverse cowgirl style and, after, has him pile drive her. They also get in some spooning before Sara takes a facial finish.

After Katja struts around the pool in a little pink outfit, she lets Talon admire her camel toe inside. Katja drops down to suck his schlong before lying back to take it missionary style. Talon lets her have a little more control riding him cowgirl style and showing off her ass, and she tastes plenty of her juices before getting doggystyled. Katja takes a nice facial that she gargles before swallowing down.

After making her way past the pool in a cute blue and pink bikini, Christie lets Justin respect her camel toe on the couch. She rewards him with some sloppy cock sucking and several trips into her throat before telling him that it’s time to fuck. Christie strips off her panties and lies back for Justin to pulverize her before sucking her juices off enthusiastically. She gets up for a reverse cowgirl ride before letting Justin take her from behind and spoon her. All is well that end’s well.

Camel Toe Perversions 3 is an above average porno as there’s some very good talent in the sluts. Each scene had the same formula… walk around the pool, worship the camel toe, suck the cock, fuck missionary or doggie style, and then fuck a couple more positions before finishing with the facial. Although it was redundant, the different personalities made it work. There is good chemistry and energy in the scenes and earned 6 monstrous loads from The Whackman.

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